The Diabolically Unknown Hills Inside the Forest of Henry Skills

 As Logged By:

Agent Chase

 

I'm shocked that Agent Rose dared to travel

In a land known to make the mind unravel.

Ghostly tales have met their match.

For these hills come with a catch!

 

Was Henry Skills lost long ago,

Trekking deeply through the snow?

 Or did he fall in a dark, hidden pit

Where his stink made quite a hit! 

 

 I've always known of Agent Rose's Auntie P to be a bit on the crazy side, but I never knew she was so crazy that she would lead her family into the heart of the Forest of Henry Skills.

 

 Straight into the Unknown Hills!

 

 It's been said that the Unknown Hills loop round and round... and round some more.  One too many, and you'll be lost for sure.

 

I wonder if our Agent Rose met the legendary Henry Skills. 

 

They say he started for a hike one day, eons and eons of ages ago.  He set off with a whistle on his lips and a hop in his step.  Where was he going?

 

Not even Henry Skills knew.

 

"I'll find my adventure before I turn old," he boasted and roared with a laughter not quite unknown.  He'd already been to the hills before.  So many times, in fact, that madness had already begun to set in.

 

He hiked all day, searching for an adventure.  Never once did he see the one he was already on.  All Henry Skills knew was that he had to keep going.  Had to keep searching.  If only he knew.

 

By the third day of eating nothing but canned beans, poor Henry Skills' tummy hurt worse than after eating a bag full of prunes.   

 

Poor, poor Henry Skills.

 

It is said he was concentrating so very much on his tummy, that he never noticed when he turned toward the higher trekking trail.  The very one that went straight up.  Up, up, and into the snow.  

 

On and on, Henry Skills climbed.  His toots sounding off of the hilltops better than a nursery rhyme.  

 

Did he get stuck in that deep, deep snow?  

 

Nobody truly knows.

 

However, that is not quite where this story ends.  For there is more to the legend of the infamous Henry Skills.

 

Some may say that he did get stuck in that treacherous snow and still is stuck there to this very day.  But others will remark that he actually stumbled upon a hole of some sort.

 

More like a dangerously deep, dark pit!

 

"AAAHHHH!" Henry cried.  His screaming succeeding in almost being as loud as his tooting.

 

He continued to fall until darkness surrounded... Until his fears abounded!

 

With a heavy thud, Henry Skills landed on the bottom of that pit.  His head hurt, his tummy ached, and for one moment his tooting took a break.

 

It is said he heard noises.  

 

Of monsters?  Maybe.

 

Of his angry wife?  Could be.

 

Whatever the noise, it made poor Henry Skills' knees knock.  He shivered and quaked as the noises drew near.

 

That is when he could take no more.  

 

The monsters or wife were finally there!  Down they swooped, ready to give poor Henry Skills the boot.

 

But, just at that moment, his tooting returned.  One big, humongous, outrageous loud toot!

 

PPHHHHFFFFRRRRRRTTTTTTHHHHHHPPPPPPPTTTTTT!

 

The smell was horrendous.

 

Of that much, I can say. 

 

The monsters or wife, they turned and skedaddled.  They ran and ran, never wanting to see Henry Skills ever again. 

 

No one knows if Henry Skills managed to climb out of that pit or not.  Perhaps he got away and moved to the beach, where he decided to stay.

 

Or, rather, more likely, poor Henry Skills remained trapped.

 

No one truly does know. 

 

However, there is a rumor that his spirit haunts the whole lot.  The forest, the trees, the Unknown Hills.  All of it he haunts will glee.  

 

Perhaps it is simply Henry Skills, alive and well, merely trying to keep snoopy hikers away.  

 

Or, maybe, just maybe...

 

It's his ghost hoping that you have canned beans and will stay!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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