Showing posts from September, 2021

Get me to the potty on time

 As Logged By: Agent Rose I've got a poopy That wants to come out. It might be soupy. Everybody look out! I enjoyed too many apricots. Now I'm regretting it Like when I ate sauerkraut. Hello potty!  Here I sit.   Oh, the gurgles.  Oh, the gas!   Why did I eat so many dried apricots?  Oh why, why why?   They were so good.  So diabolically soft, chewy, and delicious.   Now I've gotta go.  And I mean GO!  This poopy has given its final notice.  Get to the potty or destroy the carpet with a poopy stain that will be remembered in infamy.   "Are you wanting to play with Daddy?"  Daddy asks as he reaches down.   Are you kidding me?  I have a poopy that can't wait for play.  I swat my Daddy's hand and I swat him again.  Move out of the way, mister.  This baby has a diabolical, poopy overload that's threatening. NOOO! "Peekaboo!"  My daddy calls after yanking me off the floor and giving me a toss. My arms are flailing.  My legs are kicking.  Let go Da

You ate chocolate without me!?

 As Logged By: Agent Chase When baby's stuck at home Eating mushy Brussels sprouts That taste like gooey foam, She starts considering Mommy's whereabouts.   Where else would Mommy be Than at Agent West's house Eating sanity cookies with glee? Now she's about to get doused!   I might be ready for bed.  I might be tired.  But that doesn't mean I'm going to go to sleep.  Mommy's been gone since my midday nap and now I hear Mommy's car driving in the garage.  This diabolical mastermind wants to know where she's been. "You're back late," Daddy greets her as I listen in. "I couldn't help it.  We had to make another batch of her cookies," Mommy confesses with a giggle. Cookies?  Cookies?  Which cookies are these?  Wait a minute...   SHE ATE CHOCOLATE WITHOUT ME!    Mommy sneaked over to Agent West's house whilst I innocently napped and enjoyed his Mommy's chocolatey chocolate sanity cookies.     Wait, calm down Agent Chas