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The Puppy strikes back

 As Logged By: Agent Chase He came ready to chase his tail And fetch the curve ball that I threw, But this diabolical baby won't fail. I still have a trick or two. If only his hair wasn't so fluffy And my eyes feeling so heavy. It must be the remnants of being stuffy Making me dream of a 5-speed Chevy. He's baaaaack...   After a night of tossing and turning with barely a wink of shut eye, who should I find chasing his tail on my floor... than... the... Puppy!!! I set my glare at maximum and what does that puppy do? Why, he just stands there looking as innocent as can be.  His tongue hanging out and his slobber dripping and flipping toward me. Oh, you think you're so clever, Puppy.  I'm on to your act.  You're not going to fool me this time.  I won't be hypnotized by his yipping.  I won't get distracted by his fluffy hair.  No, no, no.  Today is the day that I set my diabolical plan into action.  Today, I shall get the Puppy at his own game of irresistibl