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Stink, stink everywhere

 As Logged By: Agent Chase Stink, stink everywhere! Not a drop of fresh air. It's in my mouth and in my hair. A stink that's more than I can bear! Mommy was supposed to get sprayed, But, somehow, the target became me. Now my nerves are frayed And I'm as sick as can be. Oh, the calamity! The catastrophe! A horrible monstrosity of abominable stenches is upon me! To trip over my own two feet at the precise moment that I let my Stink Infested Dousing Gun 2000 rip.  The very same second that I pulled the trigger.  Oh, I hang my head in shame. Karma? I wouldn't doubt it. And who should be the victim of this cataclysmic disaster?  Not Mommy dearest, who has moved on from sanity cookies to the more delectable chocolate truffle.  No, no, no, no.  The intended victim of the Stink Infested Dousing Gun 2000 has been spared. For the new victim is now me! All thanks to this baby having two left feet. Oh, make the smell go away.  Toots I can handle.  Rotten eggs I can bear.  Anything