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A nip and a bite

 As Logged By: Agent Rose Nursing is fun And lulls me to sleep, But the time has come To make Mommy weep. I smile real cute Before I take a nip. "Yow wee!"  Mommy will hoot. Can I have another sip? Ah, it is time to nurse again.  Nothing like a sip of warm milk right before my cutie sleep.  I can already feel my stomach plumping, the milk doing its work.  My eyes are drooping... Wait! There's a Diabolical Drei meeting tonight and I haven't done anything diabolical all week.  I haven't squeezed my farting teddy in anyone's face or swapped hairspray with super glue.  There certainly won't be any time to be diabolical after my nap.     And don't even think for a second that I am going to give up a wink of my cutie sleep! But, what to do? What to do?... Mmm, this milk tastes good. My eyes start drooping again and visions of stinky teddies are dancing in my head.   Just like that, an idea hits me.  Smoother than a sip of warm milk, the plan comes to me.  It