Mission Log of the Diabolical Baby Brigade

 As Logged By:  Agent Chase    Daddy's stuck on the couch. A popped rib bone?  Ooh, ouch! "Be nice to Daddy," Mommy warns. But, I like to take the bull by the horns.    Poke, tickle, stinky toot. One that smells like a mildewed boot. Tears of joy or tears of pain? Okay, we'll snuggle and watch the rain.   "Ugh, it hurts to move," Daddy groans as he inches toward the couch.  One step, pause, two step, pause, three step...........LONG PAUSE.  "All I did was laugh, then I was in pain."   "At me," Mommy reminds him.  "You were laughing at me."   "You dropped the butter and tooted when you bent over to pick it up.  It was funny."  Daddy's defense ends real quick when he tries to laugh again only to wince in pain.  "Ow!"    I keep my laughter silent.  Too bad I was diabolically plotting and missed that.  Mommy always blushes and makes the silliest embarrassed face when she accidentally lets out...

 As Logged By:   Agent West Agent West's Mom   Here comes dinner time And I haven't got any wine. Chocolate will easily suffice  With dinner easily nice.   No time for glitz and glam I've, also, run out of ham. There's always spaghetti waiting Yes, I think that'll be just the thing!   Diabolically Delicious and Easy Spaghetti  Tomato creaminess on noodles    Makes:  Enough for a toddler and a snack for you   Ingredients: 4 oz spaghetti broken into thirds 1 good pinch salt - don't hold back  1 cup pasta sauce - whatever kind you want   And, now, for my secret ingredient.  Are you ready for this?   2 Tablespoons salted butter   Directions: Boil enough water to cook your pasta.  If you have some extra broth, toss some splashes in the pot as well.  It'll add more flavor and some healthy nutrients, too.     Now, as you wait for that water to boil, is the perfect time to ponder the all imp...

 As Logged By: Agent Rose    Birthday parties are the best! I especially love going with Agent West. But, if today's party is for Auntie P, Then why is the costume on me?   Gotten a laugh at my expense has she? Dear, oh dear, silly Auntie P.    She's forgotten I'm a diabolical cutie Capable of making stinky pirate booty.    "Ahoy, ye land lover!"  Auntie P shouts with a mock growl.  "Where be the prisoner?"   "Oh, Aunt P," Mommy chuckles, "you've really outdone yourself this time."   Auntie P shoves her plastic sword straight at Mommy.  "No more dodging the question.  Where be the prisoner?"    "Right here," Daddy intervenes before things get out of hand with Auntie P.  He lifts me into the air, showing off the pirate costume he made me wear.   I must admit, this diabolical cutie didn't mind the outfit at first.  A pirate baby, how diabolically adorable!  But, then they clipped a toy parr...