A Diabolically Stinky Bed

As Logged By: Agent West Tooting in bed is always fun. Especially, when the stench makes Mommy run. Let's kick it up a notch With a moldy butterscotch. Not stinky enough? I've got more powerful stuff. This diabolical dude is ready To try out my ultimate stink teddy! PPPHHHHHRRRRRFFFFFTTTTTHHHHHHHT! "Ugh, West!" Mommy screeches and grabs her nose. "That is disgusting." "It is pretty bad," Daddy tries to say without laughing, though he fails completely. "I bet it's all those baked beans he ate." Yes, yes it is Daddy. They tasted so good and, now, I'm taking full advantage of their gasseous power. PPPHHHHHRRRRRFFFFFTTTTTHHHHHHHT! "Eww! That's it!" Mommy screams as she runs. "I can't take the smell anymore!" Ha! Another diabolical mission accomplished! Agent Chase will be proud! Nothing stops this diabolical dude from stinking up the ...