Diabolical Christmas Music and Delicious Turkey Legs
As Logged By: Agent Rose I do love a good turkey leg If it's fried, I'll even beg. But, Auntie P has gone batty Dancing to Christmas music with Catty It's starting to get on my nerves. All those dips, trips, and swerves. How am I to enjoy my turkey When she is acting so quirky? Mmm, Mmm, Mmm... Thanksgiving, here I come! Mommy has set the dinning table and, even, gave me a special spot just to the side of the premier head seat. That can only mean one thing! I get a turkey leg! Uncle Fred has used his fryer, much to Auntie P's protests, and now that turkey is delicious, and moist, and crispy, and yummy, and I. Am. So. Ready. For. This. I even set aside my diabolicalness. All just to make sure that I get a perfectly amazing turkey leg. "I know what this table needs," Auntie P announces before the family can say grace. "We need some Christmas music!" "Why?" Daddy groans, followed by Mommy, Uncle Fred, and the rest. "Shouldn...