A diabolical reminder
As Logged By: Agent Chase The question recently came about Of what started me on this route. Here's a reminder for you all To know why I became diabolical. Oh, how grand. I look like an old man. Is it my smile or nose? It can't be my tan. Is it my cheek bones? My jaw line? Tell me now or I'll threaten to cry and whine! "What started it all?" You ask. What turned me from cutely innocent to diabolical and maniacal? What started me on this quest to drive my parents mad? Well, you're looking at it ladies and gents. My parents couldn't get enough of that oh so famous Star Trek. So, guess what they did the moment I was born! They compared me to their favorite captain: Jean-Luc Picard. "Oh, look at her eyes!" "No, look at her chin!' "Can't you see, it's in her expression!" "It's Patrick Stewart. Yes, it is!" Oh, how grand. At just a few hours old, I apparently look like an old man.