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Pulling out Mommy's hair

 As Logged By: Agent West Mommy thinks it’s just a game But her fake screams are kinda lame Let’s get Mommy yelling loud Something that will make Agent Chase proud Pulling hair is so much fun Especially when Mommy starts to run Oh, look. Hair in my hand Should I hide it in the sand?     Something terrible has happened! Something diabolically tragic!   Something so unspeakably inconceivable that I'm still in total shock that it is even possible.  I’m out of gas! The idea was perfect. Agent Chase had laughed. Agent Rose giggled. All I needed was one toot. One good whopper to surprise Mommy with just as she set me down in my sandbox. One that would leave a diabolical stink in her mouth.   Hehe. But, no! No, no, no! No gas!   Outdoor playtime always, always, always works to get my toots flowing. Why, oh why, don’t I have any gas? What can I do now? Mommy is walking me out the backdoor. She’s heading down the patio’s stairs and straig