Showing posts from August, 2021

Mommy needs her sanity cookies

 As Logged By: Agent West Agent West's Mom Agent West is fast at work Fixing a teddy for a special girl. His Mommy's gone berserk. Time for her to give baking a whirl! Sanity cookies are just the thing To keep Mommy from going completely insane. Rather than whistle, I think I'll sing Since no one's here to complain.   I'm home alone and ready to let loose! Daddy and baby make quite the diabolical pair, and always right when I'm ready for a break.  But the wine is poured, don't worry, I'll definitely be pouring more.  I'm turning on the music.  I'm belting out every tune.   Let's get that cookie sheet greased!  All this mommy needs is some chocolate chips and the two other Diabolical Drei mommies to share these with. Mommy's Sanity Cookies A delicious mess of chocolate  Makes 24 (12 if you go for the sanity sized)   Ingredients:   1/2 cup softened butter  (BUT, if you are like most moms and don't know ahead of time when the need for sa

I hugged my fart teddy too hard

 As Logged By: Agent Rose He exploded with every squeeze Producing a fart as smelly As soured wet cheese, Making Auntie P sick to her belly. But I was enjoying my favorite song And I squeezed him too hard. Now something is wrong And he's starting to smell like swiss chard. "Oh no!  Out of my way!"  Auntie P yells on her way to the bathroom with one hand over her mouth and the other flailing wildly. Another family get together.  Another chance to exact my diabolical schemes.  I brought my oh, so cute and lovable fart teddy with me this time and you better believe no cousins are calling fat today. Giving me a look, Cousin Molly?  Think I don't hear you talking behind my back?  Take that!   SQUEEZE AND FART! There goes Molly running away.  Coughing and gagging, but the stink follows her anyway.   I love you, fart teddy.  I love you!  I love you!  I love you!   I could kiss Agent West for this perfect gift.   "Yummy, yummy, yummy..."   My favorite oldies son