Diabolical greens
As Logged By: Agent West What is this green looking glob? It looks like a cousin of the monstrous blob. You want me to eat these greens? I’d rather have a bowl of sardines. They look all wet and shiny And just a bit too slimy. They smell like Daddy’s old boot, And worse than a puppy’s toot. I’ve heard of creamed spinach. I’ve heard of collard greens. But… What in the diabolical universe is this stuff? A gangly green blob all tangled together that squishes and gurgles whenever I poke it. Even a diabolical dude like me would never touch that. Unless I want to fling it in someone’s hair. Even then, I might still want to wear a big pair of gloves. GLURP! Yuck! A green bubble just popped in my face, spraying green juice right in my mouth. Gross! It smells like one of Daddy’s old boots and tastes just as bad. It reminds me of Agent Chase and the Puppy’s poop attack. Give me a can of those salty fish things. What