Time for a nap? We'll see about that!
As Logged By: Agent Chase I may be tired. My eyes starting to droop, But I'm too wired And ready for a big poop. Mommy says she needs a break. Daddy wants to lie down. Do they really think they can make This baby go to sleepy town? Man, do I have to poop! Mommy has laid me down, and a nap does sound nice, but this baby is not going to go to sleep that easily. Especially, when I need to go to the bathroom this crazily. Now, I know what you must be thinking. If you have to go, then go and call out for someone to come and change your diaper. That sounds well and good, but then I'd surely fall asleep. This isn't just about a smelly poopy. I'm a diabolical baby. I must make this about driving my parents insane. Sniffle, sniffle. "Wah! Wah!" In comes Mommy. "It's okay, Sweetie. Just go to sleep." She rocks me gently against her shoulder, which feels quite good. I start to doze and the coast seems clear. Mommy holds her breath