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Return of Cousin JimJim

 As Logged By: Agent West It might be my birthday But that doesn't mean I'll be nice. I'll be especially diabolical today And I might include some mice. Cousin JimJim coming to play? He better be wide awake. I'm all prepared today. Just wait until he sees the cake! Oh, really!? Seriously, Mommy!? It’s my birthday, but am I playing in mud piles or being as diabolically abominable as can be with the Diabolical Drei? NOOOOOOO! I’m sitting here in an overalls and bow tie, apparently looking like a dashingly adorable young man. Did I mention that the bow tie has polka dots on it? And the worst of the worst is that Cousin JimJim is going to visit. Well… I guess that isn’t quite as bad as I claimed. Because, this diabolical dude has made some special plans for Cousin JimJim today. Ew, gross. He glares when my aunt sets him down. It’s stinky Cousin West. I’m ready to call out a number of diabolical names, but the doorbell ringing st