A Diabolical Car Show

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 As Logged By:

Agent Rose

 

 The 1960s had some lookers

But the kid car's a cooker!

This baby's behind is sweating

More than Daddy's probably betting.

 

 No, we can't leave quite yet

Not when the car ride's all set!

This cutie has her sunglasses shining

And Mommy's forgotten about whining.

 

The cars are all parked side by side and this diabolical cutie can't make up her mind!  
 
This one is purple, that one is bright blue.  They all look so gorgeous.  I just love old cars!  I do, I do, I do!!!!!
 
"What is this little car?"  Daddy asks as we come to a stop.  Jutting his head forward, he squints and then double checks.  "Is that Mini Mouse at the wheel?"
 
"Indeed it is!"  Declares the man sitting next to the kiddie sized car.  "Does your little one want to have a seat inside?"
 
"YES!"  Mommy spouts while already getting her phone out.  "Oh, this is going to be perfect.  I'll get a picture of her and post it online.  She'll look so adorable!"
 
But, but, but!
 
I want to sit in the classic Stingray or the Thunderbird or, even, the Lincoln.
 
This toy car looks a little sketchy.  Something seems off.  
 
This diabolical sweetie is not convinced!
 
I swing my arms and shake my head, but all to no avail.  The man lifts the top and the car and Mommy and Daddy set me inside.  The man closes the lid and all the heat stays inside.
 
Mommy's clicking away as Daddy talks to the man.
 
"Yes, indeed.  I made this car myself.  Out of an old kiddie play fridge.  Can you believe that?"
 
I certainly can!
 
I feel the sweat beading, soon it'll be dripping.  
 
"Ugh!  I can't see Rosie over the glare on the window.  Now these pictures are ruined!"
 
Will you settle for no pictures and get your baby out of here before she sweats herself into a puddle?  When it looks like I might be staying a little bit longer, I know there is only one thing I can do.
 
I tremble my chin and clench my fists.  I open wide and...
 
"WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
Daddy scoops me up and I relish in the barely there breeze.
 
"Whew, she's a bit sweaty."
 
You have no idea, Daddy.
 
"Maybe we should leave," Mommy groans.  "This whole thing has been a waste of time."
 
But, wait!  What is this that I see?  They're lining the snazzy cars up.  They're about to do a drive!
 
"MMM!"  I point toward the convertible.  
 
When Daddy furrows his brows in confusion, I whip my sunglasses on and flash a big grin. 
 
"Honey, don't we know that man?"  Daddy asks when he glances at the convertible again.
 
"Yes, we do!  You who!!!!"
 
"Howdie folks!"  The older man greets as soon as he sees us.
 
"MMM!"  I point down at his car.
 
"What do you think of my old car, Rosie?  Want to go for a drive?"
 
"Are you sure that would be okay?"  Daddy asks, but Mommy's already opening the door and shoving him and me inside.
 
"Smile!"  She calls and snaps dozens of pictures.
 
A flash a grin and even offer a wave.  Now, Mommy, be a dear.  This cutie's about to be part of a parade! 
 

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