A Chicken Soup For The Soul Excitement!

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 As Logged By:

Agent Rose 

 

Mommy's done it again.

A Chicken Soup for the Soul win!

 Two stories in their holiday book

She hopes everyone will take a look.

 

One about procrastination,

The other a cookie abomination! 

Watch her run and scream and scream

When all I want is some ice cream. 

 


 

 

"HAHA!"
 
I jolt awake and look about.  What monstrous crazy has just woken me?
 
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
 
It's Mommy.
 
"The book has arrived!  IT'S ARRIVED!!!!"
 
Zoom, zoom.  She runs from one room to the next and I start to wonder if she's hit her head.  Dashing left and right.  She really has lost it this time.
 
This little, diabolical cutie was really enjoying her sleep.  Maybe I can get a little more shut eye.
 
"ROSIE!"
 
Crap!
 
Mommy lifts me and swings me around.
 
"Look!  LOOK!  The latest Chicken Soup for the Soul book is out!  This one is called, That Christmas Feeling."
 
Mommy watches and waits for my reaction.  I'm just a baby, please help me and explain.
 
"Don't you get it!?!?  Two of my stories are in it!!!!!!" 
 
Oh!  Hooray!
 
"MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"  She maniacally laughs and I almost start to quake.  "The first one is about that mishap with the Christmas cookies..."
 
I grit my gums.  
 
I definitely remember THAT!
 
Those awful parents thought they could go behind my back while I was asleep.  HA!  This little cutie caught them in the most abominable act!
 
"The second one is about the Christmas stockings!"
 
I glance over at the fireplace, where the stockings have yet to be taken down.  Leave it to Mommy to write a story about that.
 
"They're on sale now!  Can you believe that!?  They're at Walmart and Amazon!"
 
That's nice to know.  I'm sure you're not trying to hint anything to anyone other than me.  (But, just in case, here is Chicken Soup for the Soul's official page:  That Christmas Feeling)
 
"I'm so happy!  I could scream!!!!!"
 
NO!  Please don't.  You're still holding me.
 
I wriggle and writhe and fight to get away.  Finally, Mommy caves.
 
She sets me down and just in time.
 
Zoom, zoom.  There she goes!  Running and dashing and sprinting all about.  I wonder if she sees the Chicken Soup for the Soul box in her path...
 
"AAAAHHHHHH!"
 
KERPLUNK!
 
Uh oh.  I think Mommy's going to be feeling that one.
 
I wonder if she's too injured to get me some ice cream.
 
 
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