If You Give A Diabolical Baby a Microphone

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 Agent Rose

Agent Rose's Mom

 

"If You Give a Moose a Muffin"

Is fun to read to my little puffin.

I've read it so much and a bit,

That I'm starting to sound like it.

 

The microphone looked like such fun.

Until my baby turned into a spray gun.

I should have seen it coming,

Watch out!  Puke incoming! 

 

 

If you start sorting old boxes, you’ll find a beloved trinket or two. 

 

One of them is your old microphone from the days that you voice-overed.

 

Seeing your microphone, you’ll wonder if you’ve still got it.

 

Wondering will turn to excitement, so you’ll take it downstairs to your computer.

 

As you connect your old microphone, your daughter will peek in the room. 

 

If she takes a peek, she’ll see the microphone and ask what it is. 

 

Upon learning that it’s a microphone, she’ll ask if she can play with it.

 

Since she’s sick with a cold, you’ll give in and let her have a try.

But, if she’s going to be talking, she’ll want some tea for her sore throat.

As she’s waiting for her tea, she’ll ask for some crackers too.

Being thrilled that she has an appetite, you’ll gladly agree.

When you go for the crackers, the water will start to boil.

You’ll need to hurry, so you’ll grab more than a few, which your daughter quickly gobbles down.

Thanking the Lord that she ate, you’ll pour the tea and finish setting up the microphone.

When she sees the steam rising from the tea cup, she’ll ask for some juice as well.

The juice will make you uncomfortable, so you’ll offer some water instead.

Drinking small sips, she’ll ask how the microphone works.

As soon as you explain and get it rolling, she’ll start singing and playing.

Her singing brings a smile to your face

Before she pukes up her crackers all over your microphone.