If You Give A Diabolical Baby a Microphone
As Logged By: Agent Rose Agent Rose's Mom "If You Give a Moose a Muffin" Is fun to read to my little puffin. I've read it so much and a bit, That I'm starting to sound like it. The microphone looked like such fun. Until my baby turned into a spray gun. I should have seen it coming, Watch out! Puke incoming! If you start sorting old boxes, you’ll find a beloved trinket or two. One of them is your old microphone from the days that you voice-overed. Seeing your microphone, you’ll wonder if you’ve still got it. Wondering will turn to excitement, so you’ll take it downstairs to your computer. As you connect your old microphone, your daughter will peek in the room. If she takes a peek, she’ll see the microphone and ask what it is. Upon learning that it’s a microphone, she’ll ask if she can play with it. Since she’s sick with a cold, you’ll give in and let her have a t...