A Diabolically Comical Phone Call
As Logged By: Agent West A phone call's all Mommy needs For advice on dealing with some weeds. But, talking to Fanny is not easy When she has a dude as diabolical as me. What results is a call so funny It has me laughing like a loony bunny. Will Mommy hear what Fanny says About fixing her flower beds. Mommy's pacing back and forth. All as I watch with diabolical anticipation. Any minute now Mommy will slip on a little spilled pudding that may look like a runny poopy. Back and forth she huffs and taps her arm... OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Just trip already! "I don't want to call her," Mommy calls out. "Then text her," Daddy responds from the other side of the house. Mommy paces and paces some more... Never once finding that slick spot on the floor. She huffs and grumbles to herself, then mumbles and meek, "I can't text her." "Why not?" Mommy throws her head ba...