Diaper Change Jailbreak

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As Logged By:

Agent West

 

The diaper comes off

And I'm ready to run.

Watch me take off!

Watch me have some fun.

 

Mommy can't catch me

As I run around with bottom bare.

But, how diabolical can I be

When Mommy doesn't care?

 

"Wessy, you have a wet diaper," Mommy says and picks me up to take me to the diaper stand.

Yes, Mommy, I do have a wet diaper and do you know why?  Because I plan to wreak havoc the moment that my diaper comes off.  You have succeeded in getting me to go poopy in the potty, so I plan to get you back for that!

"Are you going to be a good little Wessy and stay still for Mommy this time?"

Maybe.

Off the diaper goes without so much as a blink from me.

"Okay, let's see if you have anymore to get out."  Mommy lifts me up, she puts me on top of the potty, she takes a relaxing inhale...

Aha!  Bye, bye Mommy!

And up I jump to escape with absolutely nothing covering my bum.

"West, what are you going?  Get back here!"

Sorry, Mommy.  I can't hear you.  I'm too busy running away.  Fine, fine...  I'm too busy crawling away.

I get away as fast as I can.  Mommy lunges for me, but I'm just out of her grasp.  I pick up my pace to lightning speed.  Ha!  See if you can catch me now!

One look behind me, though, and I stop cold.

Mommy's not chasing after me.  She's not even trying to catch me.  She has her phone out and is pointing it at me.

Wait, are you video taping me?!

"Keep going, West.  I can't wait to show my friends this.  You look so adorable."

What!?

I'm not adorable.  I'm abominable.  I'm diabolical!

Mission status:  Totally not a success!

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