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A Diabolical Fanny Pack

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 As Logged By: Agent Rose    Daddy showed up at Chase's With a fanny pack from his races. A hairy, beer gut design!? I want to cry and whine.   This cutie plans to get him back When we head to the Sporting Shack.  Mommy asks him to hold her purse So, a baby doll can't be any worse!   Playtime at Chase's is always a blast, especially now that we have lined up the entire Garfield cast.   I squeeze Odie with a great big hug, then I plop him on top of Nermal and make a great, loud, "PPHHHHHFFFRRRRRTTTTTT!" with my mouth.   PPPPPPHHHHHHHFFFFFFFRRRRRRTTTTTHHHHHHHHPPPPPP!   Oopsies, I guess I had some that need to also come out.   DING DONG!   "Oh, good," Chase's mom says with a sigh.  "You're here just in time.  I think little Rosie just went potty."   In walks Daddy and I'm ready to grin.  But...  But...   BUT...   What do I see?   A huge, hairy gut sticking out and staring at me.   "AAAHHHHHH...