Mission Log of the Diabolical Baby Brigade

 As Logged By:  Agent Chase With  The Puppy   The heat has my diaper sweating Worse than a terrible bed wetting Mommy's determined to go blueberry picking Regardless of my screaming and kicking.   What, the Puppy is here, too?! With the entire canine crew. I can still be diabolical today I'll get these dogs dancing better than on Broadway.    "WWWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"   "We're going, Chase," Mommy declares.  "And that's final!"   She grabs my jumper and heaves it on in one swoop.  I glare up at her, threatening another wail.   "What do you have against picking blueberries, Chase?  Hmm?"   Have you been outside, Mommy?  It's warm enough to melt my diaper.  I've sweated through this one enough to keep Noah's Ark afloat.     I think about wailing again, I really do.  Anything to stop Mommy's plans.     However, I wait.    I wait until she's gotten everything together...

 As Logged By: Agent West   Tooting in bed is always fun. Especially, when the stench makes Mommy run.  Let's kick it up a notch With a moldy butterscotch.   Not stinky enough? I've got more powerful stuff. This diabolical dude is ready To try out my ultimate stink teddy!    PPPHHHHHRRRRRFFFFFTTTTTHHHHHHHT!   "Ugh, West!"  Mommy screeches and grabs her nose.  "That is disgusting."   "It is pretty bad," Daddy tries to say without laughing, though he fails completely.  "I bet it's all those baked beans he ate."   Yes, yes it is Daddy.  They tasted so good and, now, I'm taking full advantage of their gasseous power.    PPPHHHHHRRRRRFFFFFTTTTTHHHHHHHT!   "Eww!  That's it!"  Mommy screams as she runs.  "I can't take the smell anymore!"     Ha!  Another diabolical mission accomplished!  Agent Chase will be proud!  Nothing stops this diabolical dude from stinking up the ...

 As Logged By: Agent Rose  Cousin Molly is back again And her attitude is ready to begin She's already called me fat And I paid her back for that.   What's this?!  She's acting nice? Until she lets loose her mice. I screamed so hard I couldn't nap. Wait till she sees what I drop in her lap!   Summer has sprung and this diabolical cutie is ready for some fun!   A family get together with water slides, slip n' slides, and snow cones, too?  Sign me up, let me get my bathing suit on.   "Thank you for having us over, Grace," Mommy sighs as she leans back in a beach chair.     "We were due for a family reunion," Aunt Grace sighs right next to her.  "And, besides, it was easy when all I had to do was set up the table.  Everyone else brought the food and Charles got everything ready for the kids water fun."   I glance over at Uncle Charles, where he is tying another hose onto a slide.     OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!  ...

 As Logged By:  Agent Chase    Mommy has surprised me with a dog Scaring Gobbles until he looks like a frog.  A temporary stay still sounds too long. Sniffle, sniffle, something's wrong!   My eyes won't stop tearing  Is it allergies that I'm fearing? Agent West!  Agent Rose! Please, oh please, help my nose!  "Woof!  Woof!  Woof!"   "Gobble, gobble!"   "WOOF!"   What is this that I hear?  A dog barking somewhere near?   Is this canine in the house?  Apparently, for my baby, Gobbles, is running about.  He's screeching and gobbling and running into the furniture.     What, oh what, is going on?  "Good morning, Chase.  Look!"  Mommy announces with excitement.  "We have a visitor."   I look where Mommy is pointing.  Twirling in circles and trying to catch her tail is a pup I've seen once before.   "Tootles is going to be staying with us for the whole weekend!...