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A Diabolical Ice Drop

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 As Logged By: Agent Rose  Cousin Molly is back again And her attitude is ready to begin She's already called me fat And I paid her back for that.   What's this?!  She's acting nice? Until she lets loose her mice. I screamed so hard I couldn't nap. Wait till she sees what I drop in her lap!   Summer has sprung and this diabolical cutie is ready for some fun!   A family get together with water slides, slip n' slides, and snow cones, too?  Sign me up, let me get my bathing suit on.   "Thank you for having us over, Grace," Mommy sighs as she leans back in a beach chair.     "We were due for a family reunion," Aunt Grace sighs right next to her.  "And, besides, it was easy when all I had to do was set up the table.  Everyone else brought the food and Charles got everything ready for the kids water fun."   I glance over at Uncle Charles, where he is tying another hose onto a slide.     OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!  ...

Diabolical Dog Allergies

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 As Logged By:  Agent Chase    Mommy has surprised me with a dog Scaring Gobbles until he looks like a frog.  A temporary stay still sounds too long. Sniffle, sniffle, something's wrong!   My eyes won't stop tearing  Is it allergies that I'm fearing? Agent West!  Agent Rose! Please, oh please, help my nose!  "Woof!  Woof!  Woof!"   "Gobble, gobble!"   "WOOF!"   What is this that I hear?  A dog barking somewhere near?   Is this canine in the house?  Apparently, for my baby, Gobbles, is running about.  He's screeching and gobbling and running into the furniture.     What, oh what, is going on?  "Good morning, Chase.  Look!"  Mommy announces with excitement.  "We have a visitor."   I look where Mommy is pointing.  Twirling in circles and trying to catch her tail is a pup I've seen once before.   "Tootles is going to be staying with us for the whole weekend!...