Diabolical Spaghetti
As Logged By: Agent West I could wear it in my hair Or stuff it in Daddy's underwear. Let's plop a glob on the floor And add another and some more! Mommy's screaming as she's slipping. Daddy's running is mostly tripping. Who will fall on the floor first? Uh oh, now my diaper's burst! It's spaghetti day! I love spaghetti. I do, I do, I do. It's squishy and sticky. Perfect for this diabolical dude. "Make sure you actually eat some this time," Mommy says with a pointed look. Don't worry, Mommy. I always make sure I eat some of your spaghetti. It's so creamy and rich, just perfect to pinch. I squeeze some between my fingers, but Mommy is watching. Down the hatch! I happily chew and gulp it down. Mommy gives a satisfied smile and turns around. Perfect timing, Mommy. I was feeling ready for a change in hair styles. Another big, big, big, big pinch....