When Mommy won't stop crying

 As Logged By:

Agent Rose

I had a diabolical plan completely ready

That would have left Mommy very unsteady,

But something seems off.

And it’s more than her cough.

Are those tears running down her face?

What should I do, Agent Chase?

Mommy keeps crying and crying

Rather than toot, I’ll do something more satisfying.



I’ve been a sweetie for far too long. Clogged toilets and throwing food are fun and all, but I need to do something truly diabolical.

Or else I might not get to keep my title as an official Diabolical Drei agent.

This little cutie has a stink attack ready to explode. I found a way to put two stink bombs in one, with an extra squeaker at the end to give the explosion an extra spicy finale.

It’s all ready to go. Once it the timer goes off… kablam! Mommy will be left wibbling and wobbling all over the place. Maybe she’ll even fall on her back!

Tiptoe, tiptoe. I’m coming for you, Mommy.

Tiptoe, tiptoe. I’ve got something for you.


What’s this?

Is Mommy sniffing? Wait a minute, she’s sniffling. Sniffing and sniffling with a tissue to her eye.

Maybe it’s nothing. She has been coughing. Perhaps it’s just her cold giving her some extra trouble.


Never mind.

I crawl a little closer to double check. Those are tears running down her face. Yep, most definitely tears. They’re streaming like miniature rivers.

What’s upsetting my mommy!?

She’s crying so much. I’ve never seen her like this.

Agent Chase may be waiting for a report, but this diabolical sweetie needs to abort this mission. I may be diabolical, but I could never give Mommy a stink bomb attack when she’s crying like that.

I crawl all the way up to Mommy. I tug on her skirt.

“Oh, hi, Rosie.” Mommy says between sniffles. “How’s my little cutie?”

How am I? How about you! What is wrong? Why are you crying?

Mommy scoops me into her arms and gives me a little squeeze. “Thank you for being here for me,” she says and sobs some more.

Agent Rose to Agent Chase: Mission on hold.

Mommy’s upset and needs some cuddle time.


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